Monday, March 30, 2009

Stop Laughing At My BBQ and Take It Already

Seriously, it's not a hard equation.

1. I have a really crappy BBQ
2. I want to get rid of said BBQ
3. I post a comical ad for said BBQ on Craigslist
4. You see comical ad for crappy BBQ and decide "it's worth picking this thing up just for the Lulz!"
5. Profit! No more BBQ!

Don't write me and tell me "hahaha, that ad was teh best!!11!1! I don't need ur sh1tty bBQ though..."

Edit: At least it's getting some play on this blog (warning: floral background imaging will probably scald your retinas.)

6 comments:

Carrot Jello said...

Perhaps you prefer plaid? Maybe a nice paisley? Chainsaws and skulls?

Carrot Jello said...

You know, if you put that thing underground, it would make a nice teddy bear hot tub.
Or just cut off the legs, and voila! A super nice salad bowl for your next potluck!

Dustin said...

@ Carrot Jello: :) Right now I'm kind of on a seizure-inducing-hyper-color-strobe kick.

As for the salad bowl idea...I do need more iron (oxide) in my diet.

kapgar said...

Well written, but was it really worth it? I don't put that much thought into an ad even when I'm making money off it.

But, out of curiosity, would you deliver to Illinois? Not too far.

Hilly said...

Dear Marshall Dusty,

How about using all of that creative awesomeness to entertain US, dammit?!?!?

Thanks much.

Jessica said...

This is great, Dustin - the next time I need to throw something up on CL, I'm going to tap into your genius.