Hello to Dustin's blogging friends. This is KJ. Unfortunately Dustin cannot blog today because he is stuck in the john.
I awoke this morning to the sound of Dustin banging on the bathroom door and shouting my name. It turns out one of the downsides to living in a pre-1950's house is old, sticky door knobs. Dustin turned the bathroom handle and the lock jammed. We proceeded to try picking the lock with everything from a credit card to nail file. All hope is fading and our failed attempts have left Dustin stranded to die alone in the loo.
****UPDATE 11:58 AM****
I have been freed from the clutches of our evil and most assuredly cursed bathroom. Fear not my readers, I was able to survive on throat losanges and mouth wash. I promise a full account my harrowing experience tomorrow....assuming I don't manage to lock myself in the fridge or something.
11 comments:
AHHH! Can you slip some chapstick under the door? He can survive for hours more if you just get him some chapstick!
Hahahaha! It's not funny but it totally is, all at the same time. I really hope he's got "Google Quarterly" magazine in there or something at least!
How long did Dustin cry for before it occurred to KJ to take the door off the hinges?
Well, at least he doesn't have to go to work. I love KJ is hijacking Dustin's blog while he's melting away. That's true love!
That happened to me when I was in high school, but in my bedroom. I actually had to climb out my window, down a ladder.
In true Dustin fashion, I will respond
iron fist: I think he was stuck using my sparkly/fruity lip gloss as a substitute.
hilly: I too find the situation hilarious. Does that make me a bad wife?
francis: This thought did occur to me about 15 minutes in. Too bad the hinges are on the inside and won't budge without a hammer.
nilsa: Dustin has been bugging me to write a blog about him from my perspective. Maybe he did this on purpose.
sandra: Glad this is a common problem. We don't have a window in the bathroom so I might have to break down the door.
i feel like this happened to someone else recently. can't recall if it was a fellow blogger or someone i know in real life (lines are blurred!). glad you got out safe! thank goodness for mouthwash. :)
Soooo... does he regret giving you his log in information now?
Who on earth does that happen to? Seriously? LOL glad you're free!
"sticky doorknob"?!? Dustin! Ewwww!
JK ;-)
I'm thinking KJ purposefully jacked with the door so she could hijack your blog. Smart gal, that one. She probably found and deleted your shaved giraffe porn collection, too.
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