I remember when I was in high school I saw this holiday SNL skit where Bill Gates (played by Chris Kattan) breaks into the air waves to announce that he has purchased Christmas and will either be be re-naming it Micromas or Christmasoft. The skit ends with him also announcing that all Mac users are now Jewish.
Well break out the Manischewitz and gefilte fish.
I'd tell you what I ordered, but then that'd be too easy.
P.S. I tried really hard to work in a bris joke, but my metaphors kept getting circumcised.
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Conversion is a Mitzvah
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Who da man?
Dustin da man!
It doesn't matter what you bought... Apple gear is more addictive than meth, and you'll soon be buying everything they make anyway. Welcome to MacWhoredom!I
You jumped first! I'll eventually make the switch but I think that I am an older dog than you are ;).
I don't know whether to stick around in eager anticipation at your announcement of what you purchased (though it doesn't matter what it is, I'm sure it's fab) or to walk away with your jokes that remind my of my father's sense of humor. I love my dad to death, but let's just say I shake my head a lot when he thinks he's being funny. :-)
@ Kevin: I'm going to enjoy this new sense of technological popularity
@ Dave: I've already started looking at peripherals. Why are mac mice so expensive!?? Whatever, doesn't matter, MUST HAVE!
@ Hilly: If I were Dave I'd make a "tricks" joke here...but I'm still trying to claim some sense of moral purity. :)
@ Nilsa: Ya, the bris joke was a bit much, wasn't it. :)
Mazal Tov! Welcome to the club. Screw the Goyims (but not really).
That is a slippery slope. A slippery slope indeed.
You ordered one of those new iMacrowaves, didn't you?
Does it come with tots? Or maybe chapstick??
Dave2 might be right...before long, you'll be mainlining Apple gear and we'll all remember fondly how sweet and innocent you use to be.
Are you doing one of those rebate things (printer or .mac)? Because if you are, that Order Acknowledgment is not a receipt. Well it is but it isn't.
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